May 2013
connuh:
i need a job that pays at least 10,000 dollars an hour
teacher: where's your homework
me: where's leonardo dicaprio's oscar
gerbertmccracken:
it annoys me to see people my age achieving things in life because it makes me realize what a loser i am
that one person that everybody likes
but you fucking hate
spookypepper:
my grandma noticed i was upset so she handed me this spaghetti noodle with a loop in it I’m so happy
mareeps:
remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
